Symbiosis

This episode starts out hilarious with the Enterprise trying to rescue some boners in a freighter that isn't working.  They got some Cleetus type feller running the ship and his acting is pretty dang funny.

God damn that freighter that looks like a piece of shit.  It blows up shortly after the Enterprise beams off some cargo and dudes.  Two sets of dudes, one are space hillbillies and some space californians.

Turns out the hillbillies have fleas or something and the good looking people have the cure. Blondies were selling it to them and now they don't want to. Oh also they have weird super powers that let them shock grips or something.  Still a little confused as to what that is about.

Except its not medicine!  Its druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs.  Seriously, look at this fuckin crackpipe:

It is pretty hilarious that the hillbillies are the ones with the drug problem and the other guys are the pushers.  But then, oh noes, 80s anti-drug propaganda. Only Picard is like "I see no problem here" and wants to let them do their drug trading unabated. Which is sorta rad I guess.

"Why are drugs so awesome?"

The fucking drug speech by Tasha is so obnoxious it makes me glad that she dies shortly. This was apparently the last episode she filmed.  Good riddance, trollop.

One of the hillbillies played Kirk's son in one of the movies.  And then died of AIDS.  And not ha-ha space AIDS but srs bsnss AIDS. So yea.

AIDS

This episode takes a turn for the creepy when you realize that one whole planet is full of drug dealers. Lady gives a really creepy smirk, like the smirk every banker fuck must have once he rips off 13 trillion dollars.