Saturday, August 6, 2011

The Battle

Hell yea more Ferengi. Opening scene is Picard dick teasing Dr. Crusher some more.  She wants it bad.

They finally start to develop the Ferengi as the shrewd manipulators that they are really are. They are clearly up to no good, but what!?




There is some really cool set design aboard the Stargazer, a ship that Picard used to command that the Ferengi have brought as a "gift". Picard apparently slaughtered a bunch of them way back when with his badass "Picard Maneuver" so now they want to use their shit to give Picard some migraines.  For whatever reason.



Troi's hair bun is getting out of control, need to take some hedge trimmers to that thing:


Anyways, the badass Ferengi fake some logs to make Picard look like a murderer.  Sloppy writing though, since butthole sniffer Wesley made some device to fake Picard's voice a few episodes ago, and the "proof" is just a recording of Picard's voice.  Anyways, more headaches!

fuck yo head nigga

That weird thing makes Picard have some crazy ass dreams, seeing some crazy ghost shit. 


This is the first time we get to see Wesley in his precious little gay pride onesie.  Cute widdle baby.


Of course this little piece of shit figures everything out.  Has to ruin the Ferengi's badass mind control plot BECAUSE HE IS A SUPER GENIUS AND RECOGNIZED SOME PATTERNS ON A BRAIN SCAN.  FUCK YOU WESLEY CRUSHER (secondary name of this blog).

Anyways, the Ferengi captain loses because he did not obey Rules of Acquisition #109:

Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

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