But then, oh snap, Troi's even sluttier mom is showing up for a visit! She decides to announce this with a silver face box that spits out jewelry.
Shit is weird, but then again Lwxonasdfoenxana Troi is weird too. Most of my ST watchin' bros cannot stand her but I think she is a hilarious character. Maybe because I kinda hate Deanna Troi and her mom is trolling her constantly. I think Majel Barrett is awesome as her too, even if she had terrible enough judgement to marry Gene Roddenberry.
Anyways I guess the plot to this episode is that there is some weird arranged marriage business going on for Deanna. She has the nuts to try and get Riker to sign off on it even though they got mad history. Nigga ain't havin' it. Anyways, her husband to be is some ladyboy with a color changing flower, what a dandy:
Anyways, Lwaxanaoasdfo3nlalana Troi beams on board and she starts whoring it up immediately and reading people's porny minds. What a nightmare that must be, the first thing that always pops into my mind in any given situation is pure filth, I would hate for anyone else to have to deal with that.
As an aside, there is some weird temporary transporter chief that sounds like Buffalo Bill and was in Roadhouse, awesome.
Anyways, turns out Imogen Heap runs this planet and there is a scary ship coming by it, oh noes!
Deanna is apparently way down to marry some random stranger. Some stranger that makes paintings of some dream 80s skank that he thought she would be, whacky!
So the weird ship is apparently some "Tarellians" that people thought were wiped out. The bridge crew talks shit about them for a while and their self inflicted plague. Apparently the plague spreads to just about everything it touches so that is a bad scene.
Laxwasdkjfan3anana Troi then makes a scene about some wedding bullshit but Picard manages to defuse it with his giant dong. For a while at least, can't keep in-laws from fighting for too long. Troi also has some weird snakeplant pet. Riker than peaces out because stone cold badasses can't show their feelings. Then we got some weird 80s hair from Tasha:
Betazeds seem kind of like a cunt species. Think they are all advanced and shit and everyone is a barbarian in their eyes, sort of like the Dutch. Deanna then storms off complaining about "petty bickering". Data has a great line in his usual comedic tone: Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing!
Deanna then can't leave shit alone and has to fuck with Riker some more, call him some names, and then her dork husband to be shows up. Riker needs to head back to his holo-porn, and does. Deanna is a total b here.
Anyways the planet dudes are worried that the guys with the space AIDS are going to beam down and AIDS up the place. But then whoooaaaa the crazy haired lady from the drawings is back and has the AIDS, totally didn't see that one coming!
Anyways that stupid dork decides to beam over and give himself AIDS to try and help them since he saw the AIDS lady in a dream (she is hotter than Troi too). Even though Ldamxnman238asdfnasn3oasdnfanana Troi did enough hallucinogens to know that him and the AIDS lady only know each other because we are all part of a universal consciousness. All life, in fact all matter - the entire universe, is conscious, DUH.
Stupid whore Deanna gets dumped for a space leper and doesn't get married, THE END.
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