Anyways, this episode is ridiculous. There is some virus/phenomena that makes everybody hornier than a frat house at a wrestling match. Somehow infects Data as well, and he and his android penis make sweet passionate love to Lt. Yar. Data is apparently "programmed" to be a sex machine. Before that though, Wesley is showing LaForge (who is ready to butt rape him) his invention of a box that plays Picard's voice so he can masturbate to it. "Picard, Picard, be my daddy, be my daddy. I want to be on your bridge soooooooo bad! Aren't a good boy, new-daddy?"
Makes me sick, little bastard. In better news, Troi is actually sorta hot looking in this one - put her up in the skank jumpsuit:
Blah blah blah, Wesley is a little dick some more, almost blows up the ship yet "saves the day", everyone acts all pervy, and we have to deal with the Frumplestilskin they got for chief engineer in these early episodes:
I cannot understate how masterful Patrick Stewart continues to be. His "drunk" seduction of Beverly has more insight into picking up the ladies than should be legal. Plus I heard he has a huge dong.
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