I haven't really gone on and on about how fucking sexy the Enterprise-D is but DAMN. What a fine lady she is. Some really nice CG going on too, especially for 1987.
Enterprise is docking for some repairs or something to the computer. There are some freaky aliens called the Bynars which are so fuckin nerdy they communicate in binary. Anywho they end up trying to steal the Enterprise to go save their home world from something or another. But before that, they got my earlier message and really worked up making some top notch holographic skanks for the crew.
I guess the Bynars know that the Enterprise Crew has a thing for big nasty 80s hair. Especially Riker. The last one is "Minuet", and despite being the nastiest she is the honeypot that the Bynars have designed to keep Riker occupied while they steal the ship. Seriously its that easy, just make some skank for them to holobone and its all yours.
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Dr. Crusher at some point has a hard on to talk to some Dr. Epstein who is a fancy cybernetics doctor. I found it comical that even in the future the doctors are Jewish.
The Bynars are hella weird and I guess are basically my future since I too sit in front of a computer 37 hours a day. They are named in binary, hang out in twos, etc. Whatever, lame ass aliens.
Back on the holodeck riker belts out The Nearness of You, which is an awesome jazz standard. The honeypot is a classic trap, but Minuet ain't really doing it for me. Riker gets an instant boner for her, it is a little embarrassing. In fact he gets busted by Picard who totally CBs him. Maybe they planned on an Eiffel tower? Maybe I should give up on this blog and start writing ST erotic fan fiction. Then again I'm sure it has already been done.
Anyways the Bynar proceed with their plan and fake some core breach emergency or something and then peace out. Enterprise even looks sexy going backwards. What is kinda silly is that even though there is a red alert going on the holodeck doesn't let anyone know or shutdown or anything. Anyways Picard and Riker are still on board and decide to blow the shit up instead of handing the ship over to the weirdos. Turns out to be not necessary because they are badasses and gain control of the ship back.
Anyways, the weirdos needed it to save their homeworld from some gobbledy gook. Instead of just asking they take it, proving the old axiom it is easer to ask forgiveness than permission.
Sadly, Riker acts like a big pussy when he loses his holo-whore. Get over it bro.
They were total badasses in this episode. I especially love the synchronized bad ass walk they did on the way to the weapons room.
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