TNGS2: A Matter of Honor

Man the intro to this episode is weird. Strangely dull, I guess it is sort of what it would be like to live on the ship day to day as they are doing some crew transfers. Then, Picard and Riker and go some wildass phaser range. I dunno, there is no music, it is just a weird vibe.

I guess Riker is going to temporarily hang out on a Klingon ship? Thought it would be a good time. There is a fart sniffer guy back from before too.

Fart sniffer is a total dick, acting like he owns the place. A typical trait of fart sniffers I guess. Fucks shit up for everybody in this episode with his nasty fart breath. Wesley has a crush on him and they almost touch wieners on the bridge.

He notices some doodoo growing on the Klingon ship and doesn't tell anybody. Then, the doodoo starts growing on the Enterprise. But oh no, Riker is hanging with his Klingon bros and they think he did it!

Riker hanging out on the Klingon ship is pretty rad. He beats some ass, suggets a threesome with some nasty Klingon ladies, eats worms and hearts and shit, good times.

As a quick aside, I fucking love the way Klingon Birds of Prey look. Sorta weird that they have the Birds of Prey and the Romulans got Warbirds, cool theme I guess.

Fart breath finds a way to get rid of the doodoo on the ships, but the Klingons are still convinced it was an attack. Riker uses his good looks and wits to remove the Klingon captain and takes over, saving the day, as usual, with grace and dignity for all parties involved. There is a reason I am growing this shitty Riker beard, maybe one day I can be 1/30th as cool as a fictional starfleet officer.

thats doodoo baby!