TNGS2: Loud as a Whisper

Man god damnit, I thought the next episode was Schizoid Man but no, it is this claptrap. That one rules and this one, not so much, but hey, we we are watching ALL the Star Treks here. Even the shitty ones, hell, especially the shitty ones. At least I get my Ron Jones, it is really sad at this point that I can tell whether or not it is one of his episodes almost immediately. This is quickly turning into a Ron Jones gay fanfic blog, so buckle up y'all.

So Handsome!

Back to this god damn episode about this no talking bearded rapist.

Totally a raper.

So, this fucking asshole has three other shitheads who talk for him and read his thoughts. It is fucking obnoxious and surprise surprise, so is this this guy.

Each of those assholes represents a different part of his personality, the nerd, the rapist, and the cunt. So, whatever part of beardo's personality wants to talk, one of the other dorks does. God forbid you get the system wrong because then the ginger beardo throws a god damn hissy fit.

And of course, he is automatically in love with Troi since she is an intergalactically known prostitute.  So, Beardo takes his rapist guy with him to double team her. The other two schlubs are left to their own devices - sorta awkward. Troi once again falls for them almost instantly, I feel really bad for Riker having probably gotten space-clap from her.

Seriously, this is their fucking date, dude creeping around behind them. 

Beardo gets c-blocked by his fucking job, throws another big baby hissy fit, but then gets to it. He is a negotiator of some sort, hired to bring peace to two shitty aliens that have been fighting for 1500 years. Good luck with that bro.

They all beam down to the surface and then the coolest shit ever happens, one of the aliens blasts away his god damn interpreters, leaving stupid beardo to run around throwing sign language nobody understands.

nice acting, dorks

Turns out the actor playing the beardo is actually deaf in real life, and in case you didn't know, deaf people in real life are kinda assholes.  Seriously they take the deaf lifestyle super duper seriously and get mad when you talk shit about deaf people. So yea, fuck you deaf bastards.

This interpretor guy throws another giant hissy fit after they die and almost refuses to help. This guy is fucking made of hissy fits. But then Troi cries and gets her way and makes him quit being a little deaf bitch. Can't stand crybabies and this guy is the worst fuckin' crybaby ever. So, finally, Troi and her sluttiness pay off, they go down and everybody lives happily ever after. Of course the deaf bastard playing the beardo proposed the new ending which is that learning sign language saved the day for everybody. 

Seriously, fuck deaf people.

"nuh, fuh yu"