Jim Loves Trek: TNGS2: Pen Pals

Shit man, another episode I didn't remember right off the bat. It is kind of like Seinfeld, where I have seen 99% of the episodes but every once and a while I find one that managed to slip through the cracks. Too bad it looks like this is a god damn Wesley episode. A synopsis from another fellow ultra nerd went like "the shitty one where data is on AOL instant messenger with some chick who lives in some alien Pompeii".

"A/S/L?"

Pretty much, this episode is boring. And child molester-y. This alien lady is like 10 and Data is getting his flirt on while her planet is blowing up. We only find out that it is blowing up because of lame ass Wesley Crusher. He even has the gall to interrupt Riker while he is trying to get his dingle some tingle.

Enterprise hussy

At the very least this episode touches on the Prime Directive, which is one of the more compelling aspects of exploring the galaxy. Riker, the cold blooded bastard, is all for just letting the entire planet with the girl on it blow up because it was their fate or something. Somehow, stupid Wesley figures out a way to save the day with his nerd powers in like 13 seconds.

For some reason Data decides it would be a good idea to beam down and talk to this chick? Where is Chris Hansen when you need him? This is a total fuckup but he does it anyways, has to have her memory wiped, but gives her a rock when she is asleep. And maybe gets a little grope on? Bad Android, bad!